10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.