10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.