10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet