10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"