10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"