10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.