10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.