10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom