10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.