10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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