10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."