10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "No river, no fish."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi