10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]