10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek