10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim