10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event