10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker