10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.