10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.