10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.