10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)