10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz