10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."