10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"