10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- It's Free To Fold...