10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.