10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.