10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln