10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for loners.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..