10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.