10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician