10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.