10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.