10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm