10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks