10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.