10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament