10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.