10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.