10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'