10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...