10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?