10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth