10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson