10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fold and live to fold again
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.