10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson