10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"