10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."