10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers