10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!